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🪙 MDGA — Make Depressions Great Again
"One man. One tariff. One global meltdown."
Welcome to the era where the entire global market isn't shaken by a crisis, a pandemic, or a housing bubble — but by one guy slapping tariffs like it's a new Olympic sport. MDGA is the meme coin born from the ashes of investor hopes and the comedy of economic chaos.
💥 Markets keep crashing — from New York to Tokyo, stocks are bleeding red faster than a G20 forehead under pressure.
💬 The people are laughing through the tears — because if your portfolio's already wrecked, why not invest in something that at least pretends to be a joke?
📉 MDGA is for those who understand this isn't a crisis — it's a lifestyle.
Buy MDGA. You won't save your portfolio — but you might just save your sanity.